Tag: humor
group name: startswitha
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January 31, 2008 02:42 PM EST --
This showed up in my email. With superbowl coming up, I thought y'all might get a kick out of it.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes . . . more
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January 31, 2008 05:31 PM EST --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She . . . more
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February 04, 2008 07:07 AM EST --
Monday: It's fun to cook for Ron . Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.
Tuesday: Ron wanted . . . more
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February 05, 2008 06:44 AM EST --
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy . . . more
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February 07, 2008 07:43 PM EST --
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry !+^@+!! who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When . . . more
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February 01, 2008 11:08 AM EST --
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
told him,
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND . . . more
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February 01, 2008 07:32 PM EST --
In light of the holiday season, I am passing along some advice from Dr.
Phil -
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use a little more calmness in our . . . more
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February 02, 2008 12:06 PM EST --
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, said the young man. "If I could . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:52 PM EST --
Making New Year's Resolutions is a lonely business. You can create lists, have discussion with friends, and read celebrities' vows on the Internet. But you make or break promises to yourself on . . . more
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December 11, 2007 01:10 PM EST --
thought this was cute.and so true!
Toddler Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hands, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had . . . more
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March 24, 2008 11:43 AM EDT --
AAAAAAAA! Don't get me wrong, I love my husband. I just love him better when I don't have to spend every day with him.
I'm used to nice, quiet, peaceful days. . . . more
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April 07, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
If E=MC squared
an Pi is three fourteen
If man has solved the riddles of time
and all the wonders unseen
If man has made it to the stars
and contemplates galaxies
If ancient . . . more
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February 02, 2008 04:32 PM EST --
(I didn't write this, but thought it was cute)
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like . . . more
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December 11, 2007 01:11 PM EST --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
* (1) "Fine":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
* (2) "Five Minutes":
If she is getting dressed, . . . more
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March 29, 2008 08:23 PM EDT --
I had to drive my husband somewhere today. I think it took him about 10 minutes to realize that him trying to put his foot through the floorboard would not make the car stop any quicker. . . . more
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August 01, 2008 01:24 PM EDT --
My hubby decided it was time to change the air conditioner filter. To do this,you sit on the ground, you remove 3 screws and a cover, remove the old filter, put in the new, replace the cover . . . more
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March 24, 2008 07:33 PM EDT --
Oh, lend me your ears as I tell you
A housewife's lament, both sad and true
How her trusty helper passed away
And how her tears fell on that fateful day.
A day like any other, . . . more
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March 26, 2008 08:31 AM EDT --
I cleaned my fridge, cleaned it well-
didn't know I was in for a day of hell
It all started when I reached way in the back
and came across an ominous, mysterious pack.
"What's . . . more
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May 12, 2008 01:40 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Houswife,
Here is a question, I'm sure many women-married, or in a relationship with a man-would enjoy an answer to; How can the remote control batteries be changed, . . . more
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April 14, 2008 08:43 AM EDT --
I tried to make a cake
It came out one side flat
So another one I tried to bake
This one scared the cat.
I thought I might have more luck
If I made an apple pie
I rolled the . . . more
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